Area 51

Overview

Area 51 is the 4th story in the ABA series. In this story, the friends are travelling to Area 51 to steal a robot body for Junk-Me, who was recently destroyed at the Bermuda Triangle. The writer denies the fact that this happened and that no one should steal stuff from Area 51. Don't. Just don't. The writer also thinks that this overview is useless as he is just trying to stretch this out. That's it.

Plot

The friends, who had just won a million dollars from the Man, decide to travel to Area 51 to get Junk-Me a new robot body because he was recently destroyed. On the way there, they buy a camper van so that they can scout the area. Darren says that he has a cousin, Tim, who works at Area 51 who could help sneak in the robot body. John suggests to sneak in the base through the sewer system, but Sam intervenes stating that the guards would think it'd be too obvious that people sneaked in through the sewers. Sam suggests instead to drop someone in the base, and knock the guards out while the person distracts them. Darren says that's a horrible idea. The friends keep on planning. John asks Darren if he can just go in missiles blasting, however, Darren says they don't want to get hunted in the future. Afterwards, they get another call, Tim had found the robot body, and said it was by the delivery door. The friends dress up as delivery men and take the package. As they bring it into the RV, they're about to insert Junk-Me's memory chip, but then lights and sirens blare. Tim had betrayed them, because all he cared about was money. He blackmailed the friends saying he needed 25,000 dollars or else he'd blow the robot up. The friends give him 23,273 dollars. They had more, but they wanted to find some other way to save Junk-Me. Tim said he'd be keeping the eyeballs though. The friends thought that would be stupid because then Junk-Me wouldn't be able to see. So they say no deal. Tim then begins to push the button down, however, Darren quickly punches him. The others tackle Tim down, however soldiers run down to them, ready to arrest them. Paul runs away with the robot body and hides in the van. The other friends knew they'd have to fight, so they run into a Weapons Room and find cool weapons. John finds a heat sword, Ian a double-bladed sword, and Ben a glowing scythe. Sam grabbed a trampoline, and Darren found a wheelchair which could transform into a mech. Carlos, OMJ, and Warren found some weapons. Carlos a baseball bat, OMJ a stun cane, and Warren his fists. Paul was able to reboot Junk-Me, but he would need to be charged up for an hour or so. Warren manages to beat up Tim and electrocute him. He destroys the button afterwards. However all was futile when the soldiers managed to capture the friends. They took them to a prison in the Area 51 base. There was another prisoner, Bill. He had to work for the soldiers or else. Tim then goes on his master plan to take over the world with their high-tech weapons. It turned out Tim was the Director at Area 51. Junk-Me was finished charging, and Paul had a remote that could control him. He could do this but he wanted Junk-Me to find them naturally. Junk-Me finds a picture of him with the friends and suddenly he remembers everything. He walks into the Area 51 base, ready to strike the demons down. Junk-Me finds the prison and frees them, knocking out the guards. All of a sudden, Tim and some other guards had found them because of Junk-Me's chaotic behavior. Unfortunately their weapons were confiscated so they take out what they can find. Carlos took out burritos, Warren took out a plastic rubber band gun, Sam took out an open cheese sandwich, Old Man Johnson ripped some of his beard off and readied it like a rope, John took out some melted chocolate bars, Paul took out a toy drone, and Ben took out some crumpled pieces of paper. They threw the food at the soldiers, and Ben, John, and Ian were able to take their weapons back. In the commotion, Bill, who had been freed as well, took out a mallet and smashed some heads. All of a sudden, the doors crashed down and millions of people were Naruto running toward the soldiers. Earlier the year, a man posted on Facebook that they'd raid Area 51 to free the aliens. The friends didn't expect it to be real. They think Junk-Me is an alien and begin chasing the friends. Junk-Me wraps his arm around the friends and blasts off. They soon land down on the lawn of the White House. Brobama, the president, comes out and asks the friends what they are doing. The friends explain the situation and Brobama thanks the friends for telling him about it. He gives them a billion dollars as a gift. The friends ask Ben where they should go next, and Ben says that they should live dangerously and climb Mt. Everest.

Trivia

-Similar to the previous story, this story is also inspired by a MrBeast challenge.

-In the original story, Darren had time freezing power but Ben removed these from the story as he felt like this was too quirky.

-In the story, Tim explains that he made the weapons with a strange resource from a meteorite. This material could be Element, however this hasn't been confirmed.

-The raiders in the story are actually based off a true story, however they didn't actually raid the place.

-This is the second story in the Darren Arc.

-This is the first story to introduce the gangs' weapons.